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Joke of the Day

"Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents."

"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."

"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."

"What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him? I've got a golden tinkle in my eye... "

"Who is the chess player's dream companion? A *Czech Mate*"

"Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water."

"What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce? A seizure salad."

"How many female country singers does it take to sing a Patsy Cline song? Every fucking one of them."

"I got an electric shock yesterday. I couldn't resist it"

"Guy exposes himself with a boner and is arrested. How did he get off? It wouldn't stand up in court"