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"""That's close enough..."" ~Government worker"
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"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."
"There are two varieties of hoe. One is a gardening tool. The other is a hardening tool."
"I don't understand chinese philosophy. It Confucius me."
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"What you should do if you have a rash Choose your doctor and medication carefully, you don't want to make any rash decisions."
"Two cannibals were eating a clown One looks at the other and says ""Hey does this taste funny to you?"""
"After seeing the ""Women don't talk much in Star Wars"" video... Maybe that's how they got so much done"