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Joke of the Day
"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."
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"My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake... ...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt."
"Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work"
"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."
"I tried writing some jokes on Weed But I was too high to remember to write them down"
"Congratulations. You're 18. On a list of 20 people that I want to kill."
"What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him? Sorry, my fault."
"Blonde and a Redhead A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""