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Joke of the Day

"Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work"

"Why did the doctor quit his job? He ran out of patients."

"Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was fuhrer-ious."

"When the zombie apocalypse finally starts, I am running straight to the graveyard to play the most epic game of whack-a-mole ever."

"What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold."

"Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes."

"To those who want to join the conversation. Don't."

"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."

"Women are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."

"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."