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Joke of the Day

"Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers."

"reflection on human being in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those"

"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""

"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"

"I hate it when I'm doing sit-ups and I lose count after 900."

"Claustrophobic people are more productive... Thinking outside the box."

"Checking my lotto numbers makes me forget everything I know about probability, and gives me a temporary belief in the power of prayer."

"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."""

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"

"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""