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Joke of the Day
"I call my penis ""the coelacanth""... Because no one has seen it for 66 million years."
Next Joke
"I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred"
"Thanks for the memory I bought a memory foam mattress topper for my bed but I can't remember if I put it on or not?"
"Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt Doc says his condition is stable."
"Don't confuse a Morning Person with a Middle Aged Bladder Person."
"[does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless"
"Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant? Because its period was late."
"The closest I've ever come to eating better is eating butter."