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Joke of the Day

"I call my penis ""the coelacanth""... Because no one has seen it for 66 million years."

"What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon? We make a GRAY team!"

"If Yo Yo Ma doesn't answer the phone by saying ""cello"" then I consider his entire life a failure."

"I called my boss this morning... Me: Sorry, I'm not going to make it in today, I'm sick. Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well, I'm in bed with my mother."

"Why are there so many women archeologists? Because they love digging up the past."

"Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out"

"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"

"See-saws are too tense..."

"Jupit. Jupiter. Jupitest."

"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"