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Joke of the Day
"I am feeling very optimistic. But I bet it won't last."
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"What do you call a female lumberjack? A lumberjill"
"MASTURBATE JOKE DAD: Son if you masturbate to much you'll go blind SON: Hey dad I'm over here."
"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""
"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."
"Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit"
"Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"
"An elephant never forgets My dick remembers everything."
"My neighbors thought the tombstones in my yard were festive until they saw their pets' names scrawled on them."