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Joke of the Day

"What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff? ""Geronimoo!"""

"Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work? He didn't want no scrubs"

"Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit."

"Half the fun of buying your child a piece-of-shit knock off game system is how mad they get when you refer to it as a ""Playstation""."

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"Tonight's parenting lesson: If a 2-year-old says, ""I'm going to puke,"" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CALL HER BLUFF. I need a shower."

"I'm going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them, I'm outstanding."

"Doctor Joke 'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'"

"Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday."

"Football player Michael Sam got picked up by the Cowboys... He's the first openly gay cowboy since Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain."