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Joke of the Day

"slipping acid into your moms food because she needs to chill out and have a good trip"

"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"

"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."

"I told my dog to heel... So he went to the hospital and did all he could."

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"

"An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school."

"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."

"Me: I have bad news about Bob. Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh..."

"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"

"Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home."