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Joke of the Day

"Me: I have bad news about Bob. Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh..."

"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."

"If you get mixed up when you read with your fingers, you're just Braillely dyslexic."

"I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere."

"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."

"What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!"

"BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering."

"Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop."

"Couldn't look worse today. Time to run into an ex..."