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Joke of the Day
"The one knock knock joke I'm sure you've never heard. ...Silence...."
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"You might think an Indian baker is having problem with his bread But to him it's a naan-issue."
"What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag."
"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"
"A Pokemon Go user walks into a bar.... He was too busy looking at his phone to notice it."
"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."
"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."
"Life Hack: In any hipster coffee shop, say ""You haven't seen The Wire?"" and in the ensuing commotion, leave without paying."
"Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out? Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life."
"My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying."