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Joke of the Day

"I told my dog to heel... So he went to the hospital and did all he could."

"warning sign on children's alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive."

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."

"Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!"

"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."

"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"

"13: I have a friend that doesn't like baseball, chocolate, or bacon. Me: Pretty sure that's not a friend, bro."

"I like short logarithm equations... I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon."

"did you get the job? ""i don't know yet"" when will they tell you? interviewer: ""keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"""

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"