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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."

"I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already."

"Netflix should double as a dating site and be like ""here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."""

"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car ? Carlos."

"I took a class on Narcissism. I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away."

"Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car."

"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"

"Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat."

"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."

"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"