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Joke of the Day
"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"
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"Q. Why is gettig a blowjob from Joan Rivers like Going over Niagara Falls on a tightrope? A. They can both be life-enhancing experiences....unless you look down."
"I <3 W... Valentine's day TXT message you send twins if you are unsure which one you are sending the message."
"Gay people are not mean They're just fucking assholes."
"I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated."
"I'm not concerned with babies on airplanes, but grown adults who don't fly often need their own terminal."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"
"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."
"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."
"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""