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Joke of the Day
"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"
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"What is the healthiest college? Rice"
"A Roman legionary walks into a bar.. He starts complaining about his ex-girlfriends to the bartender. The bartender replies, astounded, ""how do you even manage 10 girlfriends?"""
"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"
"How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"When asking a girl out it's important to show you respect her. Try writing your number on a Tubman Twenty so she knows your a feminist."
"Why is a guy in the Navy called a seaman? You are what you eat!"
"Life is just better when you're laughing."
"I hate forensic TV shows like CSI. I know for a fact that they are completely unrealistic... I mean come on, women detectives?"
"A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW"