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Joke of the Day

"Netflix should double as a dating site and be like ""here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."""

"Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads"

"The secret episode. ""Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this"

"Your college degree doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're in debt."

"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."

"How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skele**ton**."

"Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey. Poor guy does it: Cops."

"How does a Jew make beer? He brews."

"What do you call a wet poodle A puddle"

"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."