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Joke of the Day

"If we would have taught the West Africans how to cook their chicken properly; we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"

"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."

"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973."

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"

"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."

"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."

"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."

"Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone? Because the barracuda believed that ""anemone of my enemy is a friend."""