78586
Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."
Next Joke
"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."
"What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from? Reptile disfunction"
"Take me down to Orion city... where the girls are green and the grass is pretty."
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull? Lipstick"
"""Yo mama is so fat, when she was cremated all the flights in Europe got cancelled.""-my 10 year old cousin. right now."
"Show me a prostitute that is happy being paid in information about past events... ...and I'll show you a whore that'll go down in history."
"What's the difference between /r/news and radical extremists? Radical extremists fuck goats while /r/news fucks themselves."
"Did you hear about the cannibal? He dumped his girlfriend...*flies away*"
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big."