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Joke of the Day
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"
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"Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ""Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?"""
"My cellphone is incredibly acidic... It's a pH one"
"Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/AntiJokes_Kapil"
"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."
"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."
"*rearranges Nana's body so she's dabbing* She would've wanted it this way."
"I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way. Through the driver's door."
"I like my women the way i like my luxury cars Blacked out"
"Hush Puppies I felt like getting some Hush Puppies, but wanted something a bit more intense, so I went to the biker bar and ordered some Shut the Fuck Up Puppies"