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Joke of the Day

"What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry"

"Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets... It's called Halo3.**ods**t"

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he's not coming anyways."

"Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"why does everyone want the new white iphone? don't they know the black one runs faster?"

"I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too."

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """

"Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door? Because his wife was dead-set against it..."

"Three musical notes, A, C and E walk into a bar. .. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to serve a minor. """