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Joke of the Day

"Three musical notes, A, C and E walk into a bar. .. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to serve a minor. """

"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired."

"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."

"I wish I could be like my cable company's customer service line and make people press 37 different numbers before they can talk to me."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's NOT funny!"

"[Dirty] You know what they say about farm girls and horses... They both fell in mud."

"we regret to inform you that you've hit rock bottom"

"Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice."

"How does a Jew do the gardening? He moses lawn."

"What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!"