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Joke of the Day

"Three musical notes, A, C and E walk into a bar. .. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to serve a minor. """

"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... In the kitchen."

"Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers."

"What's worse than finding your first grey pubic hair...... ....finding it between your teeth."

"I have an earning disability."

"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? The Wall."

"Quite the conundrum for us ass men... We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I'll see myself out now."

"I bought some Greek yogurt today It started asking all of the other food in my fridge for money"

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""