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Joke of the Day

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."

"How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job? Oh, wait... they're done."

"What do you call an Irish bodyguard? Liam Malone."

"A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did."

"I said ""your right"" to my husband this morning. He thought I said ""you're right"" but I didn't. So I win."

"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."

"What's his name? A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's *her* name? A: Betty Will"

"My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy"

"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"