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Joke of the Day

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"3 cars back at the Burger King drive thru gives you a devastating amount of time to consider your missteps."

"Josh tells his friend Steve, 'did you know 2 out of every 3 people live next to a paedophile?' Steve replies 'not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 years olds'"

"The Garlic Eater by I Malone"

"I wanna Die peaceful in my sleep just my like my Grandpah! Unlike the passengers in his car..."

"Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say ""spaghetti"""

"Small town gynecologists... I bet they spend a lot of time looking up old friends."

"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall"

"Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your life."