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Joke of the Day

"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."

"I used to work for Goodyear, but I had to quit... I got too tired."

"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."

"What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar..."

"What did the drug dealer say when he saw the clock. Its 4:20 dude!!! 420 blaze it"

"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."

"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"