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Joke of the Day
"A man takes his wife to the disco... https://anchor.fm/w/989B00"
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"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"
"This guy.. igg.me/at/bustofabney Why is this a thing??"
"My cat was bitten by a squirrel and I have to suck the rabies out before she slips into a double cheese burger. --how I cancel dates"
"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"
"What side of the American flag are the stars on? Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day."
"How does the redneck's wife know that her daughter is pregnant? her son's dick tastes like shit."
"Why do vegans don't like to kiss?? It gives them butterflies in their stomach"
"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"