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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."
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"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."
"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"
"I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I'm really sorry)"
"mike hawk is huge !!!"
"Jokes written by kids http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna"
"If McDonalds sold hot dogs would you be able to (w/ a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?"
"When I pay for my groceries and the cashier hands me the receipt I like to smile and say ""this will all be poop soon""."
"There are three rings in marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"Two monitors are at a new years party... One says ""So, what's your new years resolution?"" The other replies ""1080p""."