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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."
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"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"
"If i had two number 9s for every gender that exists I would have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."
"So I was nailing my girl from behind ... After we were done she turns to me and says. ""my friends tell me you are a pedophile."" To which I reply ""That is an awfully big word for a 10 year old"""
"Cop: Is that a turtle? Me: ... Cop: Painted blue? Me: ... Cop: With nails glued on? Me: ... Cop: Mario Kart's not real Me: YOURE NOT REAL"
"When I Grow Up When I grow up I want to be like Prince... Dead."
"Why did the StormTrooper Buy The IPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"
"Say what you want about deaf people"
"how do you know you're in an elevator with the people of reddit? you're stuck on the basement level!"
"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"