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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute with white eyes? Full up."
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"What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game? Twister."
"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."
"Why did the comedian quit boxing? He always missed the punchline."
"People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks."
"I'm here to write an article about procrastination Actually I'll do it later remind me"
"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."
"Vodka & Vicodin are the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was."
"I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance."
"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""