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Joke of the Day
"What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game? Twister."
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"If the opposite of pro is con.. What's the opposite of progress?"
"How do pasta strainers go to the bathroom? Through their little-ass holes"
"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."
"ELI5: How do you understand women? I really just want to know."
"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"
"procrastinator's club .... ... meets tomorrow"
"Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?'"
"She meant Trump My father and I were in a intense fight over the Presidential Run. My mom interupted, ""Triumph would win since every man loves his brand""."
"So North Korea's Kim Jong-Un executes it's defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that."