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Joke of the Day

"What does a Gynecologist and Pizza Delivery guy have in common? Both get to smell the goods but neither get to eat it. (A straight rip from /r/funny with my apologies)"

"What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth? A Brick!"

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

"Whenever someone on a plane reclines their seat into you, pull them back even further and whisper in their ear, ""Keep going."""

"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."

"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, glass ceilings don't have light bulbs."

"what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad."

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."

"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"