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Joke of the Day

"DUI checkpoint cop: sir, have u been drinking tonight me: define sir"

"Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""brat"" ""brat who?"" ""bratwurst"""

"I'm forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together."

"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"

"If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza."

"Heya /r/jokes! do you want to know how to keep a loser in suspense? I might tell you tomorrow."

"What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!"

"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"

"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"