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Joke of the Day
"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow Whites cherry."
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"What do you call a Filipino Contortionist? A Manila folder."
"No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard."
"Why does Donald Trump love all colors? He heard all colors add up to white."
"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."
"Why is it bad for blind people to skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog"
"Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars."
"What do an old cars and pasta have in common? They're both al dente."
"Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 27,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot."
"Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it ""Breaking News"""