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Joke of the Day

"I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed."

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"1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you"
"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"
"Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime"
"Best listener Girl: My boyfriend never listens to me. Friend: You should date a blind mute. Girl: why? Friend: he's all ears"
"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"
"Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered"
"China has developed a liquid metal that can transform into any shape. While the U.S. has created a breakfast sandwich with Hash Browns now at Taco Bell."
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"
"Girls look back at your wedding photos, if you are fatter than that, he is not happy.."