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Joke of the Day

"I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed."

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"In the Men's Room, I hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers."
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"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."
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