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Joke of the Day

"What's the best month for dating? Sep-tinder!"

"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"

"A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing... He asked what's so funny. ""It's an inside joke""."

"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."

"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."

"TIFU by hiring a registered sex offender as a replacement teacher Oops wrong sub."

"Your date leans in and whispers ""I'm not wearing panties."" You shiver. She continues: ""I pooped a little and had to throw them away."""

"Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!"

"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."