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Joke of the Day

"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."

"My son just said ""I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry"" and I've never understood him better."

"I've struggled for years to be above the influence... But I've never been able to get that high"

"What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common? They didn't know their limits"

"Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one"

"What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say."

"How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter? There age"

"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"

"Can February March? Don't know but April May..."