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Joke of the Day

"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."

"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"

"There has to be a line where 9/11 jokes aren't funny anymore... For me it's somewhere around the 70th floor. I'm sorry, I know that was terrible. I'll see myself out."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer."

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."

"What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu."

"What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year? Patty O'Furniture"

"Dear freight trains, way to be stuck in the 19th century."

"Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like ""we need to talk."""