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Joke of the Day
"Dear freight trains, way to be stuck in the 19th century."
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"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"
"Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us."
"You know what the funniest thing is about dementia?"
"Person: Raise your glasses! Me: Hahaha! *raises bottle*"
"""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand"
"Have you heard about the Polish strip club? There are Poles everywhere."
"wife: ""just break it to him gently"" me: ""ok ill try"" [tucking son in bed] me: [opening story book] ""once upon a time your grandma's dead"""
"we regret to inform you that you've hit rock bottom"
"Me: Guess what Her: What Me: The opposite of Aquaman Her: ... Me: Is Landlady Her: ... Me: ... Her: Your rent is still due tomorrow Me: Ok"