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Joke of the Day

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"

"Unicorns have the best poker faces."

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."

"Did you hear about the fish addicted to worms? He got hooked."

"I work at a bar, don't like it but it pays good. I just kneaded the Dough. EDIT: Not bar, bakery. Sand autocorrect. Never use Reddit on a phone."

"When it comes to my diet, I don't do cheat days I do cheat years."

"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"

"I finally opened the condom in my wallet and it had a beard."

"Whats the difference between Gabrielle Giffords and her husband....... Her husband flies in a bullet whereas bullets fly in to her.... too soon?"