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Joke of the Day

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] ""What are you supposed to be?"" ME: I'm not wearing a costume"

"How do generals show their gratitude to their troops? They give tanks."

"Every time I pinch a loaf; I think,""I don't knead this shit."""

"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""

"Q: What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? A: Wheeeeee!"

"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's opinion on ears? He had some biting commentary on the matter."

"I've always wondered what it was like to have a stalker... So I guess I'll ask the guy hiding in my closet."