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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"
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"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
"My cute kitten Aww, wrong sub."
"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."
"He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken."
"Plunging... ...is like performing CPR on your toilet."
"I get it, you have a philosophy degree, but I just want you to make my latte, not wax poetic about life, okay Baristotle? Extra foam please."
"What was the gay Swedish guys favorite thing to do? Give Swedish handjobs."
"As a child Moses auditioned for his school play but he didn't get the part. Ironic."
"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."