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Joke of the Day
"What did the gassy mummy say to the other gassy mummy? ""We have toots in common"""
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"I promised myself to stop jacking off to porn... It's gonna be hard for the next couple weeks."
"How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney? One more."
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"My son failed gym. But he unlocked every achievement on Left 4 Dead so it's a wash."
"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."