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Joke of the Day

"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""

"Human Beings get rich as they grow old Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys; . And a never ending supply of Gas!"

"I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children is with an apology"

"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"

"Why do so many pigs die whilst eating apples?"

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"

"American Horror Story The Rise of Donald Trump."

"According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies. Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like."

"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him? The picture doesn't scream when you hang it."