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"the elevator business is great It has its ups and downs"
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"The worst thing about being British with Crohns... ...Is all the the bloody shits you take."
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk."
"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light bulb."
"2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said ""nice lumberjack costume."""
"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
"There was a counter top on layaway at Home Depot. They said it was for the Packers' punt returner, Hyde. It was for Micah."
"What is Whitney houstons favorite type of coordination? HAAAANNNNNND EEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE"
"The opposite of Iceland is water water"
"""Mommy, I don't wanna grow up and die!"" ""Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really."""