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Joke of the Day
"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
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"getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i've accidentally stepped on"
"(Me playing guitar) 3: Daddy what's this song called? Me: Going Nowhere. 3: I know that but what's this song called? Burned by a 3yo."
"I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo."
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed"
"don't worry, if there's a third world war, the United States won't be involved because it's a first world country"
"If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart"
"I was going to build my own bicycle but I couldn't be bothered... Two tired"
"The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself ""This changes everything."""
"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"