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Joke of the Day

"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light bulb."

"Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans."

"What do you call a bee that comes from US? USB !! sorry, I am going to shoot myself now!"

"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway"

"Q: What's red and sits in the corner? A: A naughty tomato."

"Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. . . The bartender yells, ""Get the hell out of here! We don't serve breakfast!"""

"Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do."

"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."

"it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls"

"Daylight Saving Time switches on November 6. That's right, this presidential campaign is an hour longer than you thought."