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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about being British with Crohns... ...Is all the the bloody shits you take."
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"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."
"Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick."
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Many think it's R, but his first love be the C."
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."
"A guy told me he wanted to go to a costume party dressed as an Italian island. I told him, ""Ah, don't be Sicily."""
"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."
"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."