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Joke of the Day
"What is Whitney houstons favorite type of coordination? HAAAANNNNNND EEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE"
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"Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads"
"What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days."
"Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you"
"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."
"Knock Knock *Who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET"
"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"
"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"
"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"
"""If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?"" Interviewer: I meant about the job. Me: Oh.... no I'm good."