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Joke of the Day
"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"
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"Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests? They've got a Taipei personality"
"Black Super Mario *Jumps on mushroom* *Throws fireball at turtle* *Slides down sewer pipe* *Arrested for assault, arson, and trespass*"
"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."
"What is 168? Dinner for 4."
"I set my Tinder location to Flint, Michigan. Those girls are probably hella thirsty..."
"Crayons are a lot like M&M's. All of the colors taste the same."
"Do extremely fat people still call them laptops?"
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