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Joke of the Day

"Crayons are a lot like M&M's. All of the colors taste the same."

"Hey lady I have bad news for you someone thought your hair was noodles and left their chopsticks in it."

"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"

"Give that Man a Fish I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offing himself because he couldn't get into a good fishing college."

"5-year-old: Why are we here? Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions"

"Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise."

"Something, something, camouflage. Lol. No one is commenting because they are pretending they can't see my post. That's so Meta."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects."

"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"

"SpongeBob Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no..."