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Joke of the Day

"Black Super Mario *Jumps on mushroom* *Throws fireball at turtle* *Slides down sewer pipe* *Arrested for assault, arson, and trespass*"

"My fortune cookie reads ""I peed in your fried rice"" and it's hand written..."

"5 MINUTES & NO LIKES'? Well then... *deletes status*"

"There is nothing funny about menstruation jokes... Period."

"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."

"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"I've just heard that Harrison Ford crashed his plane onto a golf course Apparently he was just dropping in for a Short Round"

"What are the only two similarities between my favorite buger joint, and the orgy I just had? Nothing but Five Guys, extra salty EDIT: Also, I can't type. Burger*"

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo."