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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?"""

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car? Carlos"

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

"What's the best machine at the gym? The vending machine."

"Jealous that secret agents can get out of any phone conversation at any time by saying ""it's not safe to talk on the phone right now"""

"At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing."

"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"

"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"

"What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDS"

"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. "