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Joke of the Day
"What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane? His carrion bag."
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"My misery likes tequila, not company."
"What's the difference between my neighbor and a necrophiliac? My neighbor fucked my wife yesterday, but the necrophiliac had to wait until today."
"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"
"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."
"Where are the longest hairs of the body? Inside the nose. Because every time you pull one, you feel the pain until your ass."
"What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !"
"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"
"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."
"Whenever it gets super cold outside, my penis exchanges its erection with my nipples."