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Joke of the Day
"What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !"
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"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."
"The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?"
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."
"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"
"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."
"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."