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Joke of the Day
"What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !"
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"A black man goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... The bartender looks at the parrot and says, ""Wow! That's a beauty. Where'd you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa""."
"Overheard a woman telling another woman ""It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles"" and whatever it is, I'm in."
"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."
"Me: Can I please sleep? Brain: No. Now sing Mambo #5 again. Me: But I hate that song! Brain: I don't give a shit! Me: 1, 2, 3-4-5..."
"I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets."
"(Flash of brilliance while out shopping) My friend asked me what my favorite store to shop at was. I couldn't decide, so I said I love ""them all"""
"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"
"One direction should be renamed 0.8 Direction"