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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse."
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"[becomes allergic to the floor midway through a date & slowly floats out of a window]"
"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? I have runnyeep I have runnyeep who? hahaha! (You have to say it out loud to get it)"
"Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet."
"What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's? Shakespeare (say it out loud)"
"""It takes 2 to tangle."" - iPod ear buds."
"I ran into a one armed fisherman I asked if he had any luck. He said ""yea caught one this big"" This joke works better in person."
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is tearing my family apart"""
"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."
"Adults have imaginary friends too... his name is God."