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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse."

"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."

"You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs."

"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"What happens if Hillary Clinton gets so sick she dies before the general election? ...she goes to hell"

"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."

"What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like to muck around the fountain."

"I hear voices in my head sometimes. I just ignore them and keep killing people."

"Did you hear about the dinner on the moon? Great food no atmosphere."