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Joke of the Day
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."
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"Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can't take a shot to the head."
"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."
"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer."
"What's the safest font? Helmetica."
"I'm glad I'll never know the pressure a black guy has when ""shooting"" garbage into the waste basket."
"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
"Hey plastic surgeons, breast implants with squeaker toys in em. Get on that"